Flint is not amused [Sort of a voice post!]

[planking]

*If you happened to be in or around the teacher's dorms sometime on June 17th, you might have heard the call of a very displeased cowboy*

BONEEEEEEY.

Comments

[umbreon-blacky.livejournal.com]

*HERE IS A BLACKY WANTING TO DEFEND HER BFF FROM AN ANGRY COWBOY clinging to his ankle and tearfully begging him not to hurt the poor dog OH GOD.*

[2x4-of-justice.livejournal.com]

*woop woop and there goes a Boney right out the front door. He does not seem entirely fazed by this turn of events. In fact, he seems almost proud of himself now that Flint has essentially just announced to the world how much of a stud he is*

[umbreon-blacky.livejournal.com]

*Oh jeez almost bowled right over. Here is a Blacky turning and watching him go. Aaaaand... he's... outta there!*

...Did he steal your dinner, perhaps?

[2x4-of-justice.livejournal.com]

No. It's worse. A lot worse.

[umbreon-blacky.livejournal.com]

What is it?

[2x4-of-justice.livejournal.com]

That computer guy. Otakuthon or something.

His dog is... uh... she's got... she's gonna have puppies.

[umbreon-blacky.livejournal.com]

Ah. Otacon.

...Really?

[umbreon-blacky.livejournal.com]

*PLEASE HOLD*

[umbreon-blacky.livejournal.com]

Ah, I thought her scent was different lately...

[2x4-of-justice.livejournal.com]

Yeah.

[umbreon-blacky.livejournal.com]

[umbreon-blacky.livejournal.com]

...Well, I suppose it's just in time for Father's Day. Ahaha.

[2x4-of-justice.livejournal.com]

*Hrrrrgh.*

[umbreon-blacky.livejournal.com]

What's with that look? It's not like it's a bad thing. As a father yourself, you should be happy for him.

[sprayandneuter.livejournal.com]

*NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF YOU HAD LISTENED TO ME, FLINT*

[2x4-of-justice.livejournal.com]

[4x4-of-manly.livejournal.com]

*Whatever the hell Boney did to piss Flint off LIGHTER IS SO GIVING HIM HALF A SAMMICH.*

[2x4-of-justice.livejournal.com]

*DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM DAMMIT*

[2x4-of-justice.livejournal.com]

*BONEY IS ALL FOR ENCOURAGEMENT IN THE FORM OF SAMMICHES*

[4x4-of-manly.livejournal.com]

*Hey Boney how do you feel about being Kraken bait I can encourage that too*

And here I thought you were housetrained by now.

[2x4-of-justice.livejournal.com]

*Oh man Flint wishes it was something as simple as that!*

[pkloveomega.livejournal.com]

*Lucas is totally not going to take sides, as that would be unfair and he doesn't even know why Boney is being yelled at.

But even so he is just gonna hug his doggy protectively now. Even the smartest dogs leave presents on the rug sometimes Flint you don't gotta yell about it :C*

What's wrong, Dad? Did Boney do something wrong...?

[2x4-of-justice.livejournal.com]

Yes.

Yes he did.

[pkloveomega.livejournal.com]

What happened? He... he didn't chew up your hat again, did he?

[2x4-of-justice.livejournal.com]

No.

It's worse.

You know that guy who works on the computers? Otakukin or whoever? He has a dog, too. A girl dog.