Not again

[planking]

Has anybody seen Boney?

He ran away.

Comments

[pitticus.livejournal.com]

Boney's a dog, right?

...Sorry. I haven't seen him then.

[2x4-of-justice.livejournal.com]

Yeah, he's brown with a darker brown stripe on the top of his head. Keep an eye out, okay?

[pitticus.livejournal.com]

I will.

[sexy-playground.livejournal.com]

I ate him.

[2x4-of-justice.livejournal.com]

That's not funny.

[sexy-playground.livejournal.com]

It's not a joke.

[umbreon-blacky.livejournal.com]

[umbreon-blacky.livejournal.com]

Why?!

[sexy-playground.livejournal.com]

I'm just kidding.

You'll have to forgive me, black humor is what is keeping me sane from not wanting to crush all of you into a fiery death.

[pkloveomega.livejournal.com]

D-Dad...? Again...?

...I'll go look for Boney. We... we can do it together, if you'd like.

[2x4-of-justice.livejournal.com]

What is this how are you older than me AGAIN Uhhh... yeah.

Would you? He didn't want to listen to me this morning.

[pkloveomega.livejournal.com]

He probably just got a little overexcited, that's all. We'll find him in no time. I can hold your hand again if you want.

[2x4-of-justice.livejournal.com]

Thanks. I think I'll be fine this time.

[umbreon-blacky.livejournal.com]

Whyd he run away?? He cant just leave like that! Ill help look too. Is he little too?

[2x4-of-justice.livejournal.com]

Yeah, he turned back into a puppy. I think that's why he wouldn't listen to me!

[umbreon-blacky.livejournal.com]

Maybe hell listen to another puppy. Like me.

Oh! I also picked some flowers for you. Dandelions arent sunflowers but theyre still yellow so its okay right?

[2x4-of-justice.livejournal.com]

You can try if you want.

Dandelions kinda look like sunflowers.

[umbreon-blacky.livejournal.com]

Okay. Finding him will be easy I hope once I start smelling for him, just watch.

Right? Right? Ill give them to you when I find Boney too. Where are you?

[2x4-of-justice.livejournal.com]

Okay. I'm in my room.

[4x4-of-manly.livejournal.com]

You just suck at getting even your own dog to listen to you.

[2x4-of-justice.livejournal.com]

Least I HAVE a dog.

[4x4-of-manly.livejournal.com]

Not fair. I've always wanted a dog too.

[2x4-of-justice.livejournal.com]

And now you don't get to play with mine anymore, so there!

[4x4-of-manly.livejournal.com]

If I find him I'll keep him SO THERE

[2x4-of-justice.livejournal.com]

Not if I find him first so THERE

[4x4-of-manly.livejournal.com]

He'll just run away from you again so THERE