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[GEE WHIZ, WHERE HAS FLINT BEEN THIS PAST WEEK?

It is a mystery. But perhaps if you wander by his dorm you'll find the door ajar, and dog food all over the floor. Boney has been helping himself, apparently. ~~And sleeping on the bed hells yeah~~

Speaking of which, Boney can be found wandering around school, and if he gets your attention, he'll lead you to the tool shed. Or more specifically, behind the tool shed. Where nobody has bothered to check lately. And where a peculiar cowboy statue can now be found. Oh. Well then.]

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[OH GODDAMN ARE YOU KIDDING ME.

Lash is led by one dog to the tool shed and actually marvels how Flint appears intact.

But this means. More smelly buckets.

She returns a few minutes later with a bucket and a mask. Boney you may...want to move over a bit.]

[oooooilcan.]

[Whimpers and covers his face with his paws.]

[God.Damn.

Welp. Now there is goop all over the statue. Smelly, smelly goop.]

[Statue? That's no statue, that's a very agitated cowboy.]

What in tarnation- oh, it's you.

[It's her. In a mask. Please don't vomit, please don't vomit.]

This is how we can cure it. Dead chicken guts.

[Don't vomit? Too late.]

[Oh.

Well then.

Lash is just going to. Leave you alone now. Maybe Hinawa can find you or something.]

[Just gonna compose himself and pretend that didn't just happen.]

Suppose I should thank you. Are those things gone?

[She doesn't turn back from her walking.]

Yeah it slowly decomposed itself a few mornings ago bit by bit until it was nothing but a blue goop.

So that's what that smell is.

How long ago is "a few mornings"?

[Guess who's been more than worried, lately, wondering where her husband suddenly disappeared?]

Edited 2011-05-04 21:18 (UTC)

[HEY HINAWA. HINAWA. LOOK OVER HERE. HEY.]

Oh, hello big boy... [Uuhhh... whut?]

[SURPRISE IT'S YOUR HUSBAND. Or at least a statue of him. :O]

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